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4 Celebrities who learned firsthand that kids are not cheaper by the dozen

Most lawyers, regardless of what type of cases they handle, charge either by the hour or on a monthly flat fee. But based on the family planning practices of some celebrities, you might think there was some sort of bulk service deal.

We’ve previously written about Charlie Chaplin’s family troubles in the courtroom, but even with his 11 children, his brood can’t compete with the families on this list.

Celebrity marriages that were shorter than your last holiday

We started writing this blog based on two factors: 1) family law is a serious issue, and 2) we are not serious lawyers. Sure, everyone on our team has law degrees from fancy schools, in total we have over 70 years of combined experience practicing law in Renton, and the Buckingham, LaGrandeur & Williams library is full of purportedly important books -- but our team is about as somber as a Vegas chapel when the clock strikes midnight.

Famously Bad Motorcycle Drivers, Part Deux: Athletes

A wildly uninformed Renton law firm once claimed actors are the worst motorcycle drivers in the country. We’re here to set the record straight: Professional athletes are worse...a lot worse.

We figured the combination of ballooning salaries, machismo, and steroids would probably mean a wider selection of ridiculous stories to cover, but boy were we wrong.

Celebrities who have more divorces than Ross Gellar

Do you remember when all anyone could talk about was, “divorce rates skyrocketing to well over 50% of all marriages?” We still hear that statistic occasionally, but it’s just not true -- or at least it hasn’t been since the ’70s and ’80s.

That’s great for families, the institution of marriage, and minivan salesmen -- but it’s not doing family lawyers any favors.