We’ve been covering celebrity divorce and personal injury cases for almost a year now. We started this blog partly to work through our rejected Law & Order auditions, but mostly to reach new clients.
Our hope is that cracking jokes about whomever Justin Bieber is courting and/or running over with his truck will make hiring an attorney a little less intimidating for Seattle-area residents.
As personal injury lawyers, we’ve used this blog to dissect everything from celebrity motorcycle accidents to komodo dragon bites, which leaves only one topic left to cover: suing children.
That may seem “heartless,” but if someone hurts you, and you did nothing to deserve it, you should be compensated.
Without a prenuptial agreement, one of the most stressful steps in any divorce is splitting up the family assets.
Before anything is put in writing, the default legal standard is that couples share everything equally (or equitably). Even if one person is making six figures and the other is working part-time, each of them support the relationship in their own way.
In 2015, there were around 4.5 million reported dog bites. And the sheer volume of these incidents aren’t even the worst part. The average hospital stay for a dog bite costs $18,200, which is 50% higher than the average injury-related stay.
But at their core, dog bite cases are simple liability cases.
Up until now, we’ve only quipped about child support and prenups that assign dollar values to celebrity relationships based on net worth. As it turns out, net worth is a pretty unreliable metric in an industry where you could be a global superstar one day, and writing songs about pizza the next.
We’ve delayed a Bieb-centric post for far too long.
How can we possibly call ourselves Washington state’s leading legal experts on celebrity divorces and personal injuries if we’ve never dedicated an entire article to the Canadian manchild with 3x as many Twitter followers as his home country has residents?
This is the same “musician” who cut his signature toss-and-flip bangs and auctioned them for over $40,000. That’s not the type of fame we can ignore.
Divorce gets a pretty bum rap in Hollywood. Whether it's Ross “Divorso” Geller and his three marriages or Catherine Zeta-Jones’s “satirical” marriage-for-money scam in Intolerable Cruelty, movies and TV shows like to point to legal separation as an indicator of immaturity and unreliability.
She’s the youngest of all the Jackson siblings, her music has received over 500 award nominations, and she’s also got three secret marriages that ended in not-so-secret divorces.
Ever wondered what it takes to annul an impulsive marriage? Or what legal grounds there are for invalidating a prenuptial agreement? How about why celebs always seem to bail at the five-year mark?
Janet Jackson’s life story is an encyclopedia of family law with answers to all those questions, and it all started with a teenage crush.
In 2012, Lindsay Lohan bumped into a woman in a New York club, defiantly declared “I need space!” and then closed-fist clocked the woman square in the face.
But LiLo -- or any child-star-turned-criminal -- assaulting an innocent bystander in a nightclub brawl isn’t exactly a groundbreaking topic.
American reality TV is a race to the bottom like nothing we’ve seen in human history. Think about that, there is actually a period of time we refer to as the Dark Ages, and it was still more sensible than anything on Fox’s Reality Channel.
For the worst of the worst, look no further than 2005’s Who’s Your Daddy, a reality show where adults who were adopted as children were introduced to eight men.