We started writing this blog based on two factors: 1) family law is a serious issue, and 2) we are not serious lawyers. Sure, everyone on our team has law degrees from fancy schools, in total we have over 70 years of combined experience practicing law in Renton, and the Buckingham, LaGrandeur & Williams library is full of purportedly important books -- but our team is about as somber as a Vegas chapel when the clock strikes midnight.
It’s been just over 100 days since The Donald became president of the United States of America. And in honor of this arbitrary milestone, we’ve created our own meaningless measurement: The number of days into a president’s term before he or she slips and falls.
Hot off our rant about the “good ‘ol days,” we’re diving into the Hollywood scandals during the Golden Age of cinema. And no, we don’t mean Trump’s 10+ acting credits during the ’90s.
We’re referring to the era when at least one film was released per year that wasn’t a sequel, prequel, franchise reboot, or comic book property.
A wildly uninformed Renton law firm once claimed actors are the worst motorcycle drivers in the country. We’re here to set the record straight: Professional athletes are worse...a lot worse.
We figured the combination of ballooning salaries, machismo, and steroids would probably mean a wider selection of ridiculous stories to cover, but boy were we wrong.
Do you remember when all anyone could talk about was, “divorce rates skyrocketing to well over 50% of all marriages?” We still hear that statistic occasionally, but it’s just not true -- or at least it hasn’t been since the ’70s and ’80s.
That’s great for families, the institution of marriage, and minivan salesmen -- but it’s not doing family lawyers any favors.
After 15 blogs over the last few months that cover some of the wildest, craziest, and totally unbelievable celebrity divorces, custody battles, and personal injury cases to ever grace the world wide web.
But we have yet to cover one of the most entertaining subsets of celebrity culture: daytime TV stars.
When we came up with the idea to cover famous children who were emancipated from their parents, none of us had any clue just how often child actors and actresses legally separate from their guardians.
Apparently it happens a lot. California’s child labor laws are unique in that they allow kids to work, but only a couple hours a day.
Being a celebrity is hard work. After a long day of playing make believe and/or sportsball with your millionaire buddies, you just want to go home and relax in your floating mansion castle.
But this is America, the land of lawsuits.
Despite our obsession with celebrity culture, there are some cases that have no place on the docket -- even if it would put us in the same room as some of our idols.
You’d think the Coen Brothers and romantic comedy would go together like celebrities and the Walmart clearance rack; neither are made for each other and the combination isn’t doing anyone any favors.
Nevertheless, Intolerable Cruelty opened in 2003 to relatively positive reviews, a healthy payout for the film’s financiers, and 15 years later our clients are still referencing it.
One of our favorite things to do with this blog is lampoon celebrities for their unrivaled affinity for opulence and luxury. But there’s one luxury they’ll never get, and it’s one you already have: workplace safety.
Seriously, Wikipedia has a gigantic page of on-set injuries which lists a whopping 62 incidents from 2010 to 2016. Does your office average more than 10 injuries per year? We didn’t think so.