As we approach the end of 2024, we regret to inform you that the year lacked courthouse appearances quite as meme-worthy as Gwyneth Paltrow’s skiing trial in 2023. You remember the one: Gwyneth’s effortlessly chic courtroom wardrobe, her “I lost half a day of skiing” one-liner, and the internet collectively losing its mind.
Sure, celebrities found themselves in plenty of legal predicaments this year (they always do), but we were robbed of those truly iconic moments where Hollywood’s finest grace the courthouse steps. It seems celebs just don’t do courtrooms anymore. After all, not everyone has Gwyneth’s commitment to showing up, looking flawless, and proving their innocence.
But enough about 2023. It’s time for a roundup of 2024, a year when some stars made headlines, others made excuses, and a few skipped the courthouse altogether.
All press, no play for P Diddy
If we had to summarize the year in celebrity lawsuits and controversies, it would come down to two words: P Diddy. Or, to be exact, two names. Sean “P Diddy” Combs seemed determined to monopolize the 2024 news cycle for all the wrong reasons.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, the rapper/music producer/business mogul has been hit with a wave of allegations that range from deeply disturbing to downright shocking. For an exhaustive list of P Diddy’s allegations, we kindly direct you to the Penal Code. At this point, it might just double as his biography.
We kid.
But let’s not mince words: the allegations against Combs are so serious, they could make even Harvey Weinstein blush. The accusations consist mostly of abuse and other forms of unspeakable misconduct.
Unlike Gwyneth Paltrow’s courtroom cameo, where the buzz was about chic winterwear and well-timed quips, any eventual P Diddy courthouse appearance will command attention for entirely different reasons. If (or when) he walks through those courthouse doors, the conversation won’t involve what he’s wearing, but the far weightier matters of righting wrongs and finding closure for those involved.
No courtroom appearances anytime soon for the Carters
Amid P Diddy’s legal storm, another rapper/music producer/business mogul, and seemingly untouchable Jay-Z found himself dragged into the mess. Because no one — not even Beyoncé’s husband — gets a free pass this year.
What went down: Weeks before being publicly accused in a lawsuit of raping a minor alongside Sean Combs, Jay-Z (born Shawn Carter) received a demand letter from plaintiff attorney Tony Buzbee. The letter essentially said, “Pay up, or this lawsuit goes public.”
But Jay-Z’s legal team flipped the script, filing a preemptive lawsuit against Buzbee for what they called an “extortion attempt.” In this suit, Carter (identified only as “John Doe” at the time) accused Buzbee of peddling false assault claims to shake him down for a payday.
Unfortunately for Carter, the lawyer wasn’t done. Buzbee later amended a lawsuit, publicly naming Jay-Z and claiming he and Combs had committed heinous acts in 2000 when the plaintiff was 13. Carter has vehemently denied all allegations, and his legal team hasn’t backed down, calling the accusations baseless.
So, will Jay-Z be making an appearance in court anytime soon? Unlikely. And if he does, we can guarantee one thing: Queen Bey will not be making a courthouse appearance.
New claims, same chaotic energy
Rapper, music producer, business mogul (are you sensing the theme here?), and all-around headline magnet Kanye West, or Ye, is back in the courtroom-adjacent spotlight. This time, it’s thanks to a lawsuit from his former personal assistant, Lauren Pisciotta, who claims Ye fired her after sexually harassing her.
Pisciotta recently amended her lawsuit to include some jaw-dropping new claims. Among them was that during a studio session in Santa Monica, she was allegedly drugged and sexually assaulted by West. It’s a grim accusation that adds yet another chapter to Ye’s already sprawling legal and messy PR history.
At this point, when it comes to Kanye West and the law, the only constant is unpredictability. He’s got it all, from controversial statements to lawsuits of various flavors. But will Kanye make an actual courtroom appearance anytime soon? Highly unlikely. If there’s one thing we can predict about Ye, it’s that he prefers to leave his mark on the headlines, not the courthouse steps.
Not a courthouse appearance, but a courthouse wedding
Pop icon, actress, and lover of all things extravagant, Lady Gaga (born Stefani Germanotta) is not the type of lady who keeps things low-key. Curiously, during a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Gaga casually floated the idea of a courthouse wedding.
Now, before you start questioning what this has to do with celebrity legal trouble, let’s just say this: not all courthouse visits are about lawsuits and depositions. Sometimes, a courthouse appearance is about romance and signing legally binding paperwork in front of a judge.
For those unfamiliar, a courthouse wedding is exactly what it sounds like: a no-frills, streamlined ceremony where a couple exchanges vows under the watchful eye of a magistrate, not a million-dollar wedding planner. It’s a no-frills, cost-effective, and efficient way to wed. Regardless of what Gaga decides, we hope her imminent marriage doesn’t end in a bad romance.
Bennifer 2.0 not having a prenup was a plot twist we should have seen coming
We’ve written extensively about J.Lo and Ben’s rollercoaster romance, but here’s the kicker: they reportedly didn’t have a prenup. Regretfully, we failed to mention that in a previous blog. If only they’d stumbled across our ever-practical advice piece, “Saying I do (or I don’t) to a prenuptial agreement: the basics,” they might have saved themselves a potential mess in the event of a split. Romance is grand, but as any family law attorney will tell you, a well-drafted prenup is grander.
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